John-Egbert-413

I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately.                        having              weird                                      real or not? like is any of this real or not?                                           real ?    John falls through the darkness of the waters, but lands softly on a glass platform with a strange woman surrounded by seven short men with funny hats embedded in the design of the platform. As he looks around his surroundings, he can see only an empty darkness beyond the platforms. So much to do...                                so little time... Take your time...                                  don&r

Your alarm clock blared loudly as it woke you up instantly. Today was going to be a good day, and you knew it. It's 5:30 a.m., as it always is when you wake up. You get out of your bed and grab your uniform. It's nothing that special, just a pair of white pants, a white shirt and a tie, but you like to give it some style by wearing your hat. You love your hats and are always wearing one at anytime. Bringing the clothes to the bathroom, you try to not wake up John. You'd absolutely hate it if you brought displeasure to him. You love John very much. After a quick shower, you apply a considerable amount if shaving cream on your hand and apply it

I wanna ship, the very ship, that no one ever ships! To make it work is my real test, to have feels is my cause! I will travel across the fandoms, searching far and wide! Explaining how it'd work, and the feels that reside! Ship 'em all! (gotta ship 'em all) even if it's only me, I know that pair is destiny! (Ship 'em all) Oh, even if they're best friends, or not gay, it doesn't depend! (Ship 'em all) (Gotta ship 'em all) Ship 'em all, a pairing that's so true, Even if it lacks some view! You ship me and I'll ship you, Ship them all! Gotta ship 'em all! Every challenge in a pairing, Reasons I will place. I will defend, all shipping, Regardles

Make way for Prince Kankri! Say hey! It's Prince Kankri! Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar Hey you! Let us through! It's a bright new star! Oh Come! Be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Are you gonna love this guy! Prince Kankri! Fabulous he! Kankri Ababwa Genuflect, show some respect Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay nice, He won't deal with triggering alright, So come and meet his unoffensive coterie Prince Kankri! Mighty is he! Kankri Ababwa Sensitive as ten regular men, definitely! He faced a million triggers! Helped the slaves from the diggers

You think you own whatever session you land in The earth is just a dead thing you can claim But I will stand against you forever, Because the spirt of Egbert cannot be tamed. You think the only person to rule is you, But in this world, we believe in deomocracy So if you want to take over this universe, Then you'll have to go through me. Have you ever considered you'd have to fight me, Or weither or not you have a chance? Can you withstand all of this prankstery? Can you hold your own against the wind? Can you take the full force of the wind? So go back to space for another planet, Because now that i'm here, you'll never take the eart

Some guy once told me that men were the better sex, I told him he can straight to hell. He was lookin’ really fishy, with a cigarette in his mouth and hair that’s from the 50’s Well, sexism kept coming and wouldn’t stop coming, Had to be ranting until their ear drums were drumming It doesn’t make sense that we’re not equal, And we’re judged for our sex appeal, So much to do, so much to see, So why be held back by society. Males will never know unless they’re shown, By my drinker glow. Hey now, you’re a feminist, Show those guys, how its done, Hey now, you’re a female, Take that bra a

Wake up in the morning feelin’ like a prankster, Got my glasses and disguise on, I’d say I’m gangster, And before I know it, soon I’ll be fightin’ Jack, And when I put this game in, I ain’t coming back, I’m talkin’ salamanders with no clothes, clothes, Windy pipes movin’ notes, notes, Talkin’ to grim dark Rose, Rose I’m talkin’ to Dave and him copies, Terezi tried to kill me? Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah pleeeeaaaaasssseeee. I’m John, I can fly, Even though many times I’ve died, But that’s ok, its just the game, Even though every deaths the same, There’s a k

  gutsyGumshoe [GG] joined chat. Poppop [POPPOP] joined chat. POPPOP: hello there jane dear. GG: P..Poppop? GG: You're alive!! GG: *she runs over to poppop and gives him a tender hug* POPPOP: *hugs tenderly* POPPOP: i've missed you very much dear. GG: Poppop! Oh sweet butter biscuits how I've missed you!! GG: It's terrible...i was all alone. :( POPPOP: i wanted to tell you something jane. i've been watching over you for many years. POPPOP: i know dear. POPPOP: i am so proud of you jane. GG: W..you have? GG: How? GG: I thought you were dead, that's what dad told me...? POPPOP: well, technically i am dead. POPPOP: but very much alive. GG: So...